NFL Preview: New York Giants

QB: C+ I know Eli manning won a Super Bowl but i still can't trust him. He always has that look on face like he might crap himself or just break down into a heap and start checking his biorhythms.

RB: A Brandon Jacobs is an injury prone man amongst children. Now that Derrick Ward has finally gotten the hell out of dodge, Ahmed Bradshaw is the lone handcuff. Jacobs should get 16+ TD's this year.

WR: C Good thing I decided to write this today so I could mention that Plax just got 2 years in the pokey FOR SHOOTING HIMSELF. That other shot you heard? That was Eli shooting himself after seeing nothing but Hicks, Hixon and Manningham left on the roster. Don't give me any of that Steve Smith nonsense.

TE: B This should really be an A given that they are still reaping the benefits of trading serial jackass Jeremy Shockey. It helps that Kevin Boss is actually pretty good. FANTASY TIP! Expect Boss to get a lot of balls his way. Did you read the part about the WR's? Yeah.

OL: B It's weird, it seems like these guys suck but Jacobs isn't blocking for himself all the time. They need to give Eli about 9 seconds every time he drops back though.

DL: A All that matters is Umenyiora is back to raise hell. I just heard Brian Westbrooks knee explode.

LB: C Lets see, Raider castoff Danny Clark, Ageless Antonio Pierce and Michael Boley. Did I mention Umenyiora is back?

DB: B These guys are good because the DL is constantly date raping the QB.

P/K: B Tynes & Feagles are fine.

COACHING: B+ Coughlin seems like a miserable prick but the team does seem to play well. I suspect relying on a bunch of no name WR's and the second best Manning will be too much for him to handle though.

BEST CASE SCENARIO: 10-6, SECOND in the EAST. They aren't very good. Luckily, nobody in the EAST is either.

WORST CASE SCENARIO: 6-10, LAST in the EAST.