Mercy Flush Preview: Sand Monkey

A happy homecoming, a few beers and a racially insensitive name apparently inspires a man to spend four picks out of sixteen on defenses and kickers. Who knew.

QB: B- Aside from the two games a year against the Raiders, I think Phil Rivers sucks. Jay Cutler should be good but not as good as he was in Denver and Brady Quinn may not even start.

RB: C- Clinton Portis, Lendale White & Tim Hightower. Portis is a solid number one but Patron White is goal line at best and Hightower is such a stud the Cardinals drafted Beanie Wells.

WR: B+ Steve Smith and Anthony Gonzalez should be fine if they can keep healthy. Backups are Crabtree and Randle El, so lets pray for health and no bye weeks.

TE: B Chris Cooley & Todd Heap. Cooley was a major bust last year. If he can get it going he is boarderline top 5 TE.

K: A+ Neil Rackers, Janikowski.

Defense: C Philadelphias D is average and Oaklands is average at best.