Wow, it's hard to tell who was the biggest flatline on this final Sunday of the NFL regular season, Denver or Cincinnati.
On the one hand, the Bengals were completely dominated by a craptastic, although playoff bound, Jets. On the other, the Broncos were demolished by an even suckier Chiefs team.
Decisions, decisions.
I guess the dubious honor of crappiest performance would have to go to Denver. When their game was being played, they were simply a win and either a loss by the Ravens or jets and they would be in. They played like the Cleveland Browns in a summer scrimmage. You have to seriously wonder about child genius McDaniels coaching ability after blowing a six-0 start and choking away the playoffs in Oakland and Kansas City. Who could have figured that Kyle Orton wouldn't be the teams biggest problem this year?
None of that excuses the horrid Bengals. Somebody should remind them that they aren't just playing out the string of another losing season. Not only did their incompetence almost guarantee a one-and-done playoff appearance for the Queen City, it subjected America to another crappy Jets game. Had the Bengals actually won, we would all be treated to the high flying, semi-insane Houston Texans. Nope, hope everyone likes the Sanchize and more Shonn Greene.
Showing posts with label Denver Broncos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Denver Broncos. Show all posts
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Monday, July 27, 2009
NFL Preview: Denver Broncos
QB: D+ I've said it once and I'll say it again, when you turn Jay Cutler into Kyle Orton & Chris Simms you've got serious font office judgment issues. Orton has proven himself to be average at best and injury prone, Simms has proven himself to be as durable as a dried up leaf and, you guessed it, very average. On their own this might be C, C- group but the fact that they let a 26 yr. old all pro go for this drops it down. Stupidity penalty.
RB: B Knowshon Moreno could be a a solid, everydown back but who can tell with rookies. He does run straight ahead so that should work with the zone blocking scheme. Otherwise you've got Corell Buckhalter with his replaced ACL's, Raiders/Patriots castoff LaMont Jordan, Ryan Torain and his torn ACL, former golden domer Darius Walker and glorified fullback Patrick Hillis. In other words, Moreno better stay healthy. FANTASY TIP! Don't pick any Denver back early but definitely draft Jordan and start him twice against the Raiders. Every former Raider torches them in payback games.
WR: A This grade is conditional on the mind set of physical SuperFreak Brandon Marshall. He says he wants out and he's such a headcase who knows what he might pull. Assuming he plays without another arrest and suspension, he should be awesome with Eddie Royal on the other side and Stokley in the slot. If Marshall goes AWOL, it could get real ugly, unless you see something in Jabar Gaffney & Chad Jackson nobody else sees. Didn't think so.
TE: C Daniel Graham and Tony Scheffler are both average at best. Scheffler the better pass catcher. Good fantasy value.
OL: A Clady and Harris are well above average and the interior is decent enough at pass blocking so they're not a liability. Another zone blocking team so the lack of interior talent matters less. They better give the QB's all the time in the world though, Orton and Simms aren't exactly known for lightning quick decisions.
DL: D Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. Moving to the 3-4, Kenny Peterson is probably the most well known and he had a whopping 3 sacks. There's a reason Denver's D sucks.
LB: C They moved their best pass rusher Elvis Dumervil to OLB for some reason. maybe they're hoping at LB opposing teams won't notice the fact that he's 5-9. Other OLB's Robert Ayer and Jarvis Moss are fast and capable of making plays but we'll see. ILB D.J. Williams and Andra Davis both give up as many plays as they make. They are also a little undersized so the lack of talent at DL is more noticeable.
DB: Champ Bailey A, Brian Dawkins B-, Everybody else F Hopefully Dawkins can come in and make some tackles or this unit is going to get burned. Bailey is getting older and gives up some monster plays while S Renaldo Hill and CB Andre Hill are both short and unspectacular. If the DL/LB can't get sacks, look for high scoring games in the Mile High City. Good thing they have a gunslinger quarterback. . . . . .
P/K: B+ Prater has been above average and Kern is a punter that I've never heard of which is good for a punter.
Coaching: F Josh McDaniels hasn't coached a snap or graduated high school but has pissed off both Cutler and Marshall. What was the thought process? Lets irritate Cutler so we can bring in Matt Cassell? What's the point? Now you have neither. And why not kiss Marshalls ass a little after ripping his QB away from him? You think a nutjob like him was going to take kindly to the Orton era? Two strikes buddy.
BEST CASE SCENARIO: 10-6, Second in the WEST. They do still play the Raiders and Chiefs twice a year.
WORST CASE SCENARIO: 6-10, Third in the WEST. Hard to see both Oakland and KC jump them but Marshall might decide to go all Steve Smith and just start punching people out in practice. Denver isn't very talented so if he KO's Bailey, Moreno and Clady in a fit of rage after Orton underthrows him by 8 yards on a curl, it could happen.
RB: B Knowshon Moreno could be a a solid, everydown back but who can tell with rookies. He does run straight ahead so that should work with the zone blocking scheme. Otherwise you've got Corell Buckhalter with his replaced ACL's, Raiders/Patriots castoff LaMont Jordan, Ryan Torain and his torn ACL, former golden domer Darius Walker and glorified fullback Patrick Hillis. In other words, Moreno better stay healthy. FANTASY TIP! Don't pick any Denver back early but definitely draft Jordan and start him twice against the Raiders. Every former Raider torches them in payback games.
WR: A This grade is conditional on the mind set of physical SuperFreak Brandon Marshall. He says he wants out and he's such a headcase who knows what he might pull. Assuming he plays without another arrest and suspension, he should be awesome with Eddie Royal on the other side and Stokley in the slot. If Marshall goes AWOL, it could get real ugly, unless you see something in Jabar Gaffney & Chad Jackson nobody else sees. Didn't think so.
TE: C Daniel Graham and Tony Scheffler are both average at best. Scheffler the better pass catcher. Good fantasy value.
OL: A Clady and Harris are well above average and the interior is decent enough at pass blocking so they're not a liability. Another zone blocking team so the lack of interior talent matters less. They better give the QB's all the time in the world though, Orton and Simms aren't exactly known for lightning quick decisions.
DL: D Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. Moving to the 3-4, Kenny Peterson is probably the most well known and he had a whopping 3 sacks. There's a reason Denver's D sucks.
LB: C They moved their best pass rusher Elvis Dumervil to OLB for some reason. maybe they're hoping at LB opposing teams won't notice the fact that he's 5-9. Other OLB's Robert Ayer and Jarvis Moss are fast and capable of making plays but we'll see. ILB D.J. Williams and Andra Davis both give up as many plays as they make. They are also a little undersized so the lack of talent at DL is more noticeable.
DB: Champ Bailey A, Brian Dawkins B-, Everybody else F Hopefully Dawkins can come in and make some tackles or this unit is going to get burned. Bailey is getting older and gives up some monster plays while S Renaldo Hill and CB Andre Hill are both short and unspectacular. If the DL/LB can't get sacks, look for high scoring games in the Mile High City. Good thing they have a gunslinger quarterback. . . . . .
P/K: B+ Prater has been above average and Kern is a punter that I've never heard of which is good for a punter.
Coaching: F Josh McDaniels hasn't coached a snap or graduated high school but has pissed off both Cutler and Marshall. What was the thought process? Lets irritate Cutler so we can bring in Matt Cassell? What's the point? Now you have neither. And why not kiss Marshalls ass a little after ripping his QB away from him? You think a nutjob like him was going to take kindly to the Orton era? Two strikes buddy.
BEST CASE SCENARIO: 10-6, Second in the WEST. They do still play the Raiders and Chiefs twice a year.
WORST CASE SCENARIO: 6-10, Third in the WEST. Hard to see both Oakland and KC jump them but Marshall might decide to go all Steve Smith and just start punching people out in practice. Denver isn't very talented so if he KO's Bailey, Moreno and Clady in a fit of rage after Orton underthrows him by 8 yards on a curl, it could happen.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Mile High or Just High?
News from various sources today that the Denver Broncos are less than enamored with new coach Josh McDaniels. I for one am shocked that a Bill Belichek/Charlie Weis disciple has had trouble with interpersonal issues. Shocked! Nonetheless, I will regain my composure and attempt to carry on.
It seems that the team veterans simply don't trust the new head coach. I believe that team chemistry is a vastly overrated concept in sports but distrusting the coach is a serious matter indeed. What could have brought the team to such a precarious state?
Is it the youth and inexperience of McDaniel?
Did McDaniels install cameras in the locker room?
Did he invite players wives to stay at the team hotel for road games?
New G2 Gatorade without asking?
Maybe, just maybe it has to do with McDaniels shrewd maneuvering in regards to the quarterback position.
Maybe when a coach turns a young all pro quarterback like Jay Cutler into Kyle Orton and Chris Simms, perhaps there's bound to be some doubt. I know I was shaking my head. Seriously the only reason Kyle Orton is thought of as decent is because guys like Dan Orlovski are still playing. And Simms? The guy had his spleen liquidated and hasn't thrown a ball since. They literally could have removed his spleen with the same tube they use to inject breast implants through a womans stomach. (For all you curious readers, that's called Trans-umbilical Breast Augmentation or a TUBA incision. Google at your own risk.) So the master plan is to have a backup quarterback who's body is a brittle as a fake tit. Brilliant.
Nobody should trust you McDaniels, your decision making sucks. If you combine Orton, Simms and a jockstrap you might have one decent ball carrier.
You get what you deserve my friend.
It seems that the team veterans simply don't trust the new head coach. I believe that team chemistry is a vastly overrated concept in sports but distrusting the coach is a serious matter indeed. What could have brought the team to such a precarious state?
Is it the youth and inexperience of McDaniel?
Did McDaniels install cameras in the locker room?
Did he invite players wives to stay at the team hotel for road games?
New G2 Gatorade without asking?
Maybe, just maybe it has to do with McDaniels shrewd maneuvering in regards to the quarterback position.
Maybe when a coach turns a young all pro quarterback like Jay Cutler into Kyle Orton and Chris Simms, perhaps there's bound to be some doubt. I know I was shaking my head. Seriously the only reason Kyle Orton is thought of as decent is because guys like Dan Orlovski are still playing. And Simms? The guy had his spleen liquidated and hasn't thrown a ball since. They literally could have removed his spleen with the same tube they use to inject breast implants through a womans stomach. (For all you curious readers, that's called Trans-umbilical Breast Augmentation or a TUBA incision. Google at your own risk.) So the master plan is to have a backup quarterback who's body is a brittle as a fake tit. Brilliant.
Nobody should trust you McDaniels, your decision making sucks. If you combine Orton, Simms and a jockstrap you might have one decent ball carrier.
You get what you deserve my friend.
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