Quick Hits

Congressman nearly gets laughed off stage for lying to voters:

Pat Toomey is now tied with Arlen Spector in latest Quinnipiac poll. Toomey plus 4 over Sestak.

Yankees now 2 games up over the Sox.

J-Lo, Marc Anthony and Gloria Estefan now own part of the Dolphins. Dan Marino will now eat 100 stone crabs in a sad, silent protest.

In a related note, Terrence Trent D'Arby, Teena Marie and Positive K will be sponsoring Churro Night next Friday night for the Amarillo Dillas of the United League.

In another related note C.C. Sabathia will also eat 100 stone crabs just because it's Thursday.

A Mets - Nats game is a lot like a strip club during the day; no talent on the field, nothing but losers in the stands.

Rahm Emmanuel and Barak Obama are taking credit for rescuing the economy. I myself rescued a chicken from a long a fruitful life tonight at dinner.

California is shrewdly planning to release 27,000 prisoners early, hoping the ensuing gang wars will result in at least 27,000 dead gang bangers. Charles Manson will continue to live however.

There was a time when this great nation wouldn't put up with this crap.

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