Finally A Reason to Relive the Past

As a Yankees fan it's been difficult to stomach the resurgence of the Red Sox over the past decade.

Especially since they exercised their demons at the expense of the Yankess, humiliating them after being down 0-3 in the ALCS on the road to the first World Series since the Babe picked up his first working girl.

Since then we've had to deal with never ending stories about the goofballs, cowboying up, Schillings ketchup soaked sock, what a leader Varitek is, which he better be since he no longer excels at "playing baseball".

From the depressing Generals to my beloved Yankess Globtrotters to Americas fun loving favorite bandwagon to jump on. Every casual jackass sporting a new Manny or Ortiz jersey, everybody talking about Noh-mah (for awhile anyway), every pink ladies jersey or or toddler romper made the Sox incredibly insufferable to deal with. They had to publish an Idiot's Guide to Bill Buckner & The Curse, just to catch all these late arrivers up. They were as pleasant as a Boston winter. Or Spring, or fall or summer. Or really anytime in that State except for the few good weeks when the leaves turn.

Now it's my turn to have some fun, so let's have it.

CHEATERS! JUICERS!!!! FRAUDS FRAUDS FRAUDS!!!

Whew! That was all right. Time to fire up a menthol and just soak in the experience. Lest anyone not know, ESPN reported today that both Manny & Ortiz were on the same list of positive tests for PED's in 2003 that A-Rod was on.

What? You don't think it's suspicious that a double stroking fat body in Minnesota could turn into a homer machine just by playing at Fenway or that a moody, dim bulb outfielder who tanks games when depressed suddenly turned into the greatest right handed hitter ever? No, not suspicious at all!

Wanna know who isn't on that list? Jeter*. Rivera*. Posada*. Bernie Williams.*
Suck on that Nation.


*list subject to change pending further reveals by the New York Times.