Tuesday, June 30, 2009
We Love Queers!* . . . . . .(*in election years)
Issues that Obama promised to deal with while on the campaign trail (wink wink).
Congratulations gays! You've finally attained the level of equality that you've been striving towards for years.
Confused? Lets recap the steps Obama has taken in advancing the gay agenda:
1. Had anti-gay marriage pastor Rick Warren deliver commencement. Ouch!
2. Supported the Defense of Marriage Act in court against a pro-gay rights litigant. Zing!
3. Only extended minimal benefits to same sex partners at the federal level. Pow!
4. Don't ask, don't tell? Don't ask. Yikes!
Not a sterling record so far, so how can gays now consider themselves equal with straights? Easy, now you are completely vested in the "We Were Lied To By Politicians During A campaign" club. Congratulations, get your 3 dollar bills on the way out and try not to step in the bullshit. Actually, this is progress to some small degree, you are officially a loud enough demographic to be pandered to, right up there with ethnic minorities, environmentalists and any union. Sucks to be noticed sometimes.
But why subject yourself to second class status within the democratic party? Clearly they don't care if you can get married or serve in the army and lets face it, do you think you'll ever have as big a say in that party as African-Americans, Mexicans, Big Labor, Big Education, Big Environment, etc.? No way, you're way back in the pack friends. So let me give you a creative bit of advice:
Vote Republican.
Now, you're not getting married in that party either so that's a wash but consider the other benefits. First, since you gays don't typically have many kids, you have more disposable income which means you use less publicly provided services. An economic plan based around low taxes, higher growth and a strong dollar benefits you most of all! Secondly, you'd be the star of the Republican party. The Democrats have a thousand little interest groups and minority factions. Republicans don't have many different factions, evangelicals, business and white people mostly. You'd be the one and only true minority group they'd have. Besides, the Log Cabin Republicans could use the company.
C'mon, all you get from Dems is a bunch of false hope and double faced lies, all Republicans are asking is for you to stand up for small government and low taxes. Free to be you and me right? Right.
Well, you chew on that for a while and we'll book some parade routes in case your down with the idea.
Sometime in 2010 sound good?
Monday, June 29, 2009
In Search of a Dictionary
The idea that this was a coup is ridiculous but when President Obama gives it some credence by saying how troubled he was at what was going on and that Honduras should remain committed to democracy gives a perfect occasion to examine it carefully.
For those who don't know a coup is when a leader of a country is removed from power through force and replaced by an illegitimate leader.
In Honduras, President Zelaya was barred constitutionally from seeking reelection but decided to hijack another term illegally, supported by Chavez.
Unfortunately, the Honduran constitution cannot be altered by Presidential momentum, it can only be alter at the instigation of the legislative body. In the United States, this would be the equivalent of President Obama adding an amendment to the Constitution by executive order instead of a constitutional convention, which is the legal way.
The Supreme Court of Honduras rightly declared Zelaya in violation of the constitution and ordered the military to have him removed, which they did, so that the authentic election could take place in peace.
This is the exact opposite of a coup, this is a constitutional democracy following the legal prescriptions for ousting a wanna-be tyrant for life.
While it's expected that the Chavez, Ortega, Castros and Ils of the world should try and confuse the issue by calling it a coup but President Obama should really be above this sort of thing.
Instead of showing his "grave concern" about the Hondurans, he should be applauding them as an example of how functioning democracies can solve these kinds of power transfer issues without the civil unrest that is characteristic of much of the world. Instead he seems content to allow the situation to get worse without any democratic support from him.
In his attempts to placate all sides and not voice any real opinion, all he does is make himself (and us)look weak. Jimmy Carter 2.0.
***AFTERNOON UPDATE*** - Now President Obama is saying the actions by the Honduran military and Supreme court were not legal (even though they were) and that Zelaya is still President (even though he was removed on constitutional authority). What a joke. I guess Obama only follows his "no meddling" pledge when dictators get to keep power. When it comes to ousting a thug, he's always ready to meddle to keep them in power.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Dominos
Honduran President Manuel Zelaya is attempting to alter the nations constitution through a popular referendun. This referendum would allow him to be re-elected which the constitution now prohibits.
The reason this sort of thing is causing a stir is that the Hinduran Supreme Court has ruled the referendum illegal and ordered the military not to distribute ballots. Zelaya and his supporters stole the ballots from the Air Force and distributed some anyway.
Zelaya is being opposed by his own party which has questioned his mental health and has opened a congressional investigation into the matter.
Supporters of this leftist power-grab are the beacons of freedom, peace and civility Hugo Chavez and the Amazing Castro Bros. I'm sure Daniel Ortega is drafting his support letter as we speak.
It's hard to fathom why the people of Honduras are opposing this movement, after all, this spreading communism in the region has brought nothing but peace, love and prosperity right?
Right?
Friday, June 26, 2009
Of Cowards, Carbon and Commies
This bill is built around the myth that carbon dioxide is bad for the planet and must be restrained by humans, even though appx. 95% of CO2 in the world comes from water vapor and that CO2 only makes up 4% of the atmosphere.
Either way, this bill does nothing to curb carbon emissions, all it does is make carbon a commodity to be traded and regulated. This will cause massive off-shoring of American jobs by companies seeking to avoid the massive penalties for non-compliance or the massive cost of compliance. Obama himself warned us that this plan will also called the price of our utilities to "skyrocket". The job market for all those coal miners, gas technicians, etc. would be decimated if it actually was passed into law.
The promise of new "green" jobs is also a myth, the bill tells that it is. Vast sums of money are being given to inventors to create new green technologies over the next 20-30 years. If the government is trying to bribe inventors into developing technologies, it means we don't have it yet,; therefore no new jobs in that sector.
If you need an example of this failure, just go ask Spain who had the highest commitment to green technology in the world and now have an unemployment rate of about 18%.
Now this bill is being announced as dead in the Senate, which is good but there was a time when this would never have been proposed.
This bill essentially makes anything which uses or produces carbon the jurisdiction of the EPA. This gives them a hand in just about anything they want being that carbon is the building block of all life on this planet.
There are some good developments though.
First, a whole slew of Democrats in moderate/conservative districts just signed their own death warrants politically. The only reason they were in office was because people were mad at Republicans, not because they suddenly became liberals. Good to know you.
Secondly, now we know who needs to be out of the party. If we can't rely on them to vote against this abortion of legislation and capitalism, then they should really not claim to be members of the GOP.
The unfaithful 8 are:
Mary Bono Mack - CA 45
Michael Castle - DE
Mark Steven Kirk - IL 10
Leonard Lance - NJ 7
Frank LoBiondo - NJ 2
Chris Smith - NJ 4
John M. McHugh - NY 23
Dave Reichert - WA 8
All of these guys are either not conservatives, to weak to stand up to Nancy Pelosi or were bribed out of their principles. One thing we do know is that nobody in Congress has actually read the entire bill they just voted on.
Good to know you fellas, now hit the F'n road.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Random Thoughts - NBA Edition
It's official, Orlando is now the Doug Moe Nuggets. They must have the worst D in the league.
Oklahoma City doesn't deserve this good a team after they highjacked it from Seattle.
NBA Draft 1-10
#1 - Los Angeles Clippers - Blake Griffin. Best case scenario = Shawn Kemp in his prime. Worst case = Any other Clipper, ever. They should really give this team to Seattle and set that city right.
#2 - Memphis Grizzlies - Hasheem Thabeet - Lasting image from college was Thabeet getting punked by DeJuan Blair. Is another Mutombo really worth the #2 pick?
#3 - Oklahoma City Thunder - James Harden - Way too high. This guy disappeared in big games, especially in the tournament. Besides, nobody ever learned anything in Arizona except how to rip bong loads and score. I suspect a questionable work ethic.
#4 - Sacramento Kings - Tyreke Evans - Surprise over Rubio. They must think he can be a PG and not just a SG. Ben Gordon type tweener. Only one year in college and wasn't even a full time PG for Memphis.
#5 - Minnesota Timberwolves (trade with Washington) - Ricky Rubio - Good value at #5. A little overhyped. A Jason Kidd type. Great passer, suspect shooter. Good for Minnesota though.
#6 - Minnesota Timberwolves - Jonny Flynn - Flynn will be better than Rubio but why take both? Possible trade pick.
#7 - Golden State Warriors - Stephen Curry - Great pick for a Don Nelson run-and-gun type of team. Can play the point or the 2.
#8 - New York Knicks - Jordon Hill - Anything that keeps Eddy Curry on the bench is a good idea. Plus, Hill is a legitimate scorer. He is from Arizona though, see OKC above.
#9 - Toronto Raptors - Demar DeRozan - Sure, high maintenance Socal players love heading to Canada. Not good news for Jason Kapono.
#10 - Milwaukee Bucks - Brandon Jennings - Good pick. The Bucks guards suck out loud and Redd is always hurt. I like how Jennings called out Rubio. Classy.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
A Big Win, So I'm Told
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be something called the Confederation Cup. Soccer.
Surprise and disappointment.
A good 90% of the time I couldn't care less about soccer. It seems to me to be a sport with rules designed to slow it down and turn it into an exhibition of passing skills and throw ins. Combine that with more fake violence and bad acting than a typical telenovela and that equals some less than compelling viewing. Why can't countries with cool sports like Australian football, rugby or Gaelic football try and cram those sports down our throats the way the world tries to foist soccer upon us?
Ah but this is the 10% of the time it's appropriate for an American to care about soccer.
When it's time to shame another country, especially in Europe.
Soccer and socialist healthcare are the two things that Europeans consistently enjoy berating us about. Now, the healthcare thing is a joke and they only defend it to get under our skin but the soccer, oh boy is that different.
They live and die by the sport and if the lose to Americans it's a national scandal.
So go ahead and enjoy whatever this Cup is and enjoy the World Cup next year. It's easy, if we lose, we were supposed to and if we win any matches, listen for the anguished outrage.
It's the one thing that can make soccer interesting.
Monday, June 22, 2009
The Temerity of Sophistic Hubris
Despite the images being sent out of Iran by brave bloggers and twitterers, all we heard from the White House was administration mouthpiece Robert Gibbs mumbling about the possible injustices done towards women in Iran.
Wow, women being abused in Iran, I wonder how deep undercover the C.I.A. went to find out that nugget of information.
Why can't Obama just support freedom, whereever it springs to life? It costs him nothing and could mean so much. It's getting so bad that noodle-spined Senator Lindsey Graham actually came out of his hidey hole to call the Presidents response timid and weak while French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel are now the front line defenders of democracy and freedom in the world.
Just to repeat, Lindsey Graham(!), amongst others, called the President a coward and France and Germany are now the torchbearers of Western belief.
What an awesome new world this is turning into.
Many pundits have seen this as a sign of weakness, Obama taking no position. On the contrary, by taking a vow of silence, Obama is stating clearly that he wants no such revolution to take place in Iran. You don't need to say anything to maintain the status quo.
Why Obama would want to keep a dictator in power is directly tied to ideology and arrogance. Evidence of this can be seen in all parts of his presidency.
In Iran they are openly running towards nuclear weapons while threatening Israel, blaming the U.S. for their troubles and telling the U.N. to go screw in blatant defiance of the Security Council.
Despite this, Obama is continuously pandering to Iran while lecturing the Brits, Germans, Jews, etc. about their role in world troubles. The first reason for this is simply that Obama doesn't believe in a unipolar world led by the United States. He would prefer a multipolar world led by intergovernmental organizations like the UN, NATO and the World Bank. Talking the U.S. and its allies down is a good first step for this. The second reason is pure arrogance. All the tactics Obama is trying with Iran have been tried before by the U.S. and Europe and have failed miserably. The only difference now is that Obama believes his force of will and empathy can overcome the divide where others have failed. The end result is going to be a revolution that gets crushed and Iran having nuclear missiles well within range of Israel. Try dealing with Hamas and Hezbollah backed by nukes, see how far down the roadmap to peace you get then.
The same pattern is in play in North Korea. Despite years of deals, sanctions, six-party talks and flat out bribery, North Korea now has nukes and is threatening to launch a test missile in the direction of Hawaii on the 4th of July, just to make a point. The response? Increasing the sanctions that have failed for over a decade and more talks/UN action. This strategy is based on a foundation of delusion that Kim Jong Il can be reasoned with, so long as Obama is the one doing the talking. At this point, North Korea has nothing left to sanction or penalize. Nuclear war might actually help the country. If a few million people were killed that's just that many fewer mouths to feed for the Commies. Even if a North Korean nuke couldn't make it all the way to Alaska or Hawaii, the currently technology is about 500 miles short, we do still have appx. 30,000 troops in South Korea, a fleet of ships patrolling the area and staunch ally Japan all in harms way facing devastation.
This liberal belief in dialogue and institutions to solve the worlds issues is mostly a failure even when spearheaded by normally arrogant politicians but with Obama being deluded by his own belief in his powers of persuasion the world is even more susceptible to tyranny. All the other would be crackpot dictators have stood up and taken notice of this as well, whenever Obama gives a speech ripping the U.S. and its allies and praises the very people threatening us, he may think it's opening the avenues for compromise but other leaders see what it truly is; weak, naive and an opportunity.
This arrogance is also taking shape domestically.
All of the massive spending plans enacted as part of stimulus plan, the banks being nationalized, the auto industry being nationalized, more regulation, higher taxes,
healthcare etc. have all been thrown into the works at breakneck speed.
What do all these various plans have in common? None of them work. None of them have ever worked.
History shows us what happens when countries bury themselves under an exponentially growing mountain of debt. We can see the results in Cuba, the Soviet Union, China, North Korea, all the large socialist democracies in the EU, Vietnam, etc. In every instance, the cost of the bureaucracy becomes so big that it can no longer be sustained. Services get cut, inflation runs wild and joblessness and criminality rise.
All those other examples have decayed at varying speeds depending on the commitment to government expansion but they all do decay in time. The best you could say about any aspect of the socialist agenda is that it can do things as well as a free market capitalism. This may be rare but theoretically possible. Not better mind you, just even.
Knowing that railroading all these social programs in to existence won't actually help the situation the United States is in, why is Obama forcing the issue instead of using the tried and true method, used by liberals and conservatives, of long term tax cuts and stable government spending? This method increases the expectation of economic stability which encourages people to become economically active which creates growth and ends recessions.
Again the reason is twofold.
First, Obama is as liberal as they come. Leaving the fate of the country in the hands of the people simply isn't his way. The Keynesian belief that government spending, fast and furious, is what creates wealth is as true to liberals as gravity.
In addition to that, it's also a power grab. Liberals like the feeling of the government being in control of vast chunks of day-to-day life. Enacting these programs, especially healthcare, give the government control over a tremendous amount of the countries GDP. If socialized healthcare passes, the government will control over half the nations GDP and that bring a lot of power and influence with it.
The biggest reason is that Obama believes that socialist-democracies can work in the United States is because he thinks he can will it to happen. All of the past examples of complete failure don't matter and the models of success that have been used successfully for years don't matter. The only deterrent to this is the next election which is why there is such an urgency to get them all done now. Obama doesn't want to be derailed by a petty election.
Unfortunately for Obama, this kind of naive hubris always ends in disaster. In four short months one of the most historic presidents of all time has seen his approval ratings plunge into the 50's, support for his programs even lower, the most weak kneed moderate opposition is calling him a coward while members of his own party are starting to grumble and quietly distance themselves from him to maintain their own positions with their constituents. The only questions is how bad it will get before he scales back or if he even knows how to scale back. It won't be a question of intelligence but of pride. You don't get to be President by being stupid but you do get through the ranks of Chicago politics without being a cold, backstabbing, never say die son of a bitch.
President Bush held many of the same traits even if they were to different ends. When he left office he did so passing massive spending bills, bailing out business and just about turning his back on the core beliefs that got him elected twice and led him through some dark times. It's unclear if Obama has that kind of defeat in him. Should he lose the 2010 mid terms does he moderate or does he go to the mattresses?
Only time will tell but until then we all get live this Greek tragedy with him, every step, every embarrassment and every nuke of the way.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
One Down, A Nation to Go
Cheers.
Yankees Lead By Example in D.C.
"These kids are heroes, it was nice to see them celebrate after the game." captain Derek Jeter said in the post game news conference.
During interleague play this season, the Yankees sacrificed three valuable off-days to have a friendly exhibition with the Washington Nationals, a local D.C. high school team.
The Yankees took game one on Tuesday as expected but dropped the next two to the ecstatic Nationals.
The Yankees claim to not have tanked on purpose but when Nick Swisher gave Melky Cabrera a hot foot in the outfield in the pivotal fifth inning, the result was never in doubt.
"Aw, who gives a shit!" proclaimed Swisher "The kids feel great, we did our civic duty. It was a great break from the grind of a big league season."
Nationals pitcher Craig Stammen, Thursdays winner and unknown prospect, sees lasting impact from tonight's game. "Now I can get a date to the prom! This unbelievable!" the elated Stammen screamed as he ran off the field after getting hit with the ceremonial shaving cream pie "wait til the boys at the dock hear about this one!"
The Yankees resume big league action Friday in Florida against the Marlins.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Can You Picture Justice? Good, Now Do the Opposite
Many times, in movies and other forms of pop culture, the logic and motivations of humans is a complex riddle that needs to be unraveled over an exhaustive period of investigation and reflection. In reality, people are basically simple creatures and we all respond to basically the same stimuli and we organize our society as such.
Then we see how the legal system of this great nation deals with crimes and our minds are totally blown.
Lets examine the cases of four NFL players, so we can compare apples to apples, with no regard for racial or economic differences. In other words, all four are rich black guys so we don't have to worry about accusations of racial profiling and the star treatment.
CASE #1 - Leonard Little vs. Ron Mexico aka Michael Vick
In 1998 Little got piss drunk, twice the legal limit, got behind the wheel of car and promptly killed somebody. He was sentenced to a massive 90 days(!) in the pokey and a few years probation. Amazingly, in 2004 he was arrested again on suspicion of DUI and speeding. He beat the DUI and avoided more jail time but was convicted of speeding. Apparently, despite killing somebody with his car, he had his license again by 2004. Either way, 2 very reckless incidents, evidence of a drinking problem and one corpse equal 90 days in jail.
Mike Vick, on the other hand, got busted for financing an interstate dog fighting operation and personally killing some dogs in particularly cruels ways. He got 23 months in a serious federal prison (3 months off for good behavior), probation, is nearly bankrupt and will have a hard time getting back in the NFL.
Now, Mike Vick is despicable for what he did but the law came down on him in a big way and essentially hit the reset button on his life; Little got drunk and KILLED SOMEBODY and only served 90 days! Unbelievable.
Surely this discrepancy was the result of some loophole that had to be closed right? Well, lets see.
CASE #2 - Plaxico Burress vs. Donte Stallworth
Burress hasn't gone to trial yet but the facts of the case aren't an issue. He brought a handgun to a club in New York City and promptly shot himself. He's facing years in jail and a lengthy suspension by the NFL.
It's like the time Brett Favre threw a pass to himself except for in this case the ball was a bullet.
Stallworth, following in Little's footsteps, went to Miami, got loaded, hopped in his car and proceeded to mow somebody down.
He got 30 days in jail, paid a undisclosed chunk of cash to the family and will almost surely get suspended from the NFL.
It's beyond the scope of comprehension that the penalty for getting drunk and killing somebody has actually been reduced from a paltry 90 days to an insulting 30 days.
How must Plaxico feel? He's staring down a few years in Attica for basically being an idiot. He'll be the only person in the slammer who was both the perpetrator and the victim of an assault with a handgun.
If we were to summarize this disconcerting paradox, it would be on one side: 2 corpses and 2 DUI's equal 120 days in jail and on the other: some dead dogs, a self-inflicted gunshot wound and some tax problems equals 3 to 5 years in jail.
What exactly are we to make of this as a society? Glad you asked.
1) if you're a potential criminal, steer clear of the Atlantic coast. NY and VA laid down the hammer, MO and OH, zipped up the body bags and gave a quick "move along, nothing to see here."
2) If you're going to shoot a gun, you're no better off shooting yourself. You might as well find someone you don't like and accidentally shoot them in thigh.
3) Get drunk before you do anything. Apparently a drunken defense is the legal equivalent of an Etch-a-Sketch. Give it a shake and all that crap disappears.
4) Car is to accident as gun is to assault
5) For God's sake, leave the animals alone!
At least now we know. Humans deaths are less offensive than a dogs and actual manslaughter is more heinous than the potential danger to others that comes with shooting yourself in leg.
It should be interesting to see how much further from sane we can get over the next few years.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Democracy Iranian Style
Apparently, the debate is indeed "robust". More after the photos.
(I found this photo, on Andrew Sullivans blog and can be found with other news and videos from inside Iran at http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/. )
It's hard to quantify these events exactly. On one hand, it's encouraging to see the Iranians actually caring about the vote and elections in general. It shows a general level of discontent which is always a good start towards change. However, it's also incredibly sad to know that, unless a full on revolution starts, this is all completely meaningless.
Despite President Obamas self congratulatory delusion, repeated by the media, that these elections were proof of a "democratic" Iran having a serious debate about the future of the country, this election was in the bag before it even started. All presidential candidates in Iran have to be approved by the mullahs. Even if current President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was replaced by challenger Mirhossein Mousavi, who cares? Lets not forget that Mousavi is the former Prime Minister of Iran (no longer a part of the Iranian political structure) who during his tenure openly started a nuclear weapons program in defiance of all the Western powers. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss indeed.
Even more disturbing is the reaction of leaders at home and abroad. After President Obama's initial views on the election have proven to be a myth, he now is proclaiming that he is "troubled" by the election, is cautioning against more bloodshed and calling upon Iran to respect the civil right to fair representation and clean elections all the while proclaiming that all nations must respect the sovereignty of the Iranians to conduct their own elections. The President has been echoed by spokesmen for the UK and France.
The idea that any of these leaders actually believe that Iran cares about clean elections, civil rights or basic human dignity is absurd. There isn't any evidence to support any conclusion other than the hard line radicals who run that country get exactly who they want in office. If Obama, or any other leader, believes the things they say about Iran then they are in a state of willful ignorance about the world and how it works. On the other hand, if they know the truth of the Iranian situation, then all this "democratic Iran" business is a deliberate attempt to deceive the people of their respective countries into believing the myth as well so that Iranian aggression can be explained away leaving the leaders to proceed with their domestic and foreign agendas without having to deal with Iran at all.
Much like the Iranian protesters can't win either way with this election, so long as Obama is either lying to himself about Iran or just lying to us, the outcome is the same; an Iran that is unchecked and dangerous.
Cavs Look to Deal for Shaq
In a related story, Cleveland is also hoping to use the mid-level exception to sign a time machine.
First of all, how low is Shaq's trade value about now? I assume the corpse of Ben Wallace has an expiring contract, which is a good reason to get him now but Pavlovic is just about as worthless as the synthetic balls David Stern tried to force on the league a few years ago. Seriously, if Pav couldn't be productive playing with the best player in the league/one of the best all time, how exactly is he going to play with an aging Steve Nash and Amare Stoudamire, who isn't fond of life without the ball. Strange.
It makes even less sense for Cleveland. Watching the display against Orlando in the conference finals, the last thought to cross my mind was that all the Cavs needed to get over the hump was a 350 pound center with all the range and hops of an oil rig.
How exactly is King James supposed to execute all his majestic drives to the rack if he keeps slamming into the Diesel whenever he gets within 6 feet of the hoop?
Cleveland is a young, running team. All Lebron's posse needs to do is hit open jumpers when Lebron takes it to the hole and kicks it out. While this seems to be a tough task for Mo Williams, Boobie Gibson, Szczerbiak and Pavs, adding Shaq won't help that. On the defensive end, Varejao and Ilgauskas can handle the boards and the occasional put-back or wide open 15-foot jumper. No need for Shaq on that end.
All Cleveland needs to do to be a contender is the following:
1. Tape Mo Williams mouth shut and threaten to send him back to Jersey if he doesn't keep focused
2. Shut down Wally's World -- permanently
and most importantly
3. Find a free agent who can shoot it from deep, create his own shot and is somewhat battle tested.
This means you Hedo Turkgolu.
It might take going over the luxury threshold to get the Turk but Cleveland would be the hands down favorite for the title.
The Cavs saw first hand how big a difference maker he can be.
Friday, June 12, 2009
Nature's Cutest Animal Rules the Ice
Signing off for the 2008-2009 NHL season, it's been great as always,
Viva Hartford!