To JaMarcus

JaMarcus Russell's arrest for possessing Purple Drank brings the end to an era without distinction. We shall commemorate the only way we know how.

Haiku! (quality not guaranteed)

Jam sent to con school
thirty nine million to learn
rock drank get fat

Mr. Davis sighs deep
Commitment to Excellence fading
Lane Kiffen a prophet

I am not the worst!
A ghost from a time past lives
Marinovich rejoice!

Two month sting ensnared
Dopiest mastermind ever
How stupid the cops?

Lollipop licked
Just another statistic
Lil Wayne reigns on

So Jam's in a fog
Why public so uptight?
Little killed people

So ends the sad tale
Fattest flop since the Zuna
30 for 30 passed

Hell yeah. Fresh spun gold there.