It's Fantastic!

Welcome to another wonderful NBA season. Now 70% of you teams are playing for draft position already, 20% are hoping for a miracle and 10% are legitimate contenders, Awesome. Here's all you need to know until May:

EASTERN CONFERENCE: Contenders - Orlando, Boston. Dreamers - Cleveland, Miami, Chicago. The only way it isn't Boston or Orlando is if Bron Bron or D Wade have historical seasons. Adding a 400 pound offense anchor or having you second best player have a mental breakdown that surprised nobody isn't the way to do it. Worst team in the Conference - Washington. Agent Zero's days are done and they suck out loud.

WESTERN CONFERENCE: Contenders L.A. Lakers, San Antonio. Dreamers - New Orleans, Denver, Portland, Dallas. There are only three people who can change the inevitable San Antonio/Los Angeles conference finals. Father time, Kobe the Rapist and Chris Paul. Chris Anderson might play a role in all three scenarios. Seriously, how do you get a 2 year drug ban in the NBA? Filter your smack through the veins of virgin twelve year old Panamanian boys before you needle up? Whatever happened there needs to be an ESPN 30 for 30.

PREDICTIONS:
EAST- Orlando over Cleveland in 6.
WEST - San Antonio over LA in 7

FINALS - Orlando over San Antonio in 7.