That Chowder Stinks

I cannot even begin to fathom how Martha Coakley got the donkey nod in the Massachusetts (spell check works!) special election to replace the Great Submariner Ted Kennedy.

I figure she either sacrificed a prostitute, Jennifer's Body style, somewhere out in the Chesapeake Bay or that the Bay State has finally run out of competent socialists to run for public office.

Given the fact that Harvard is still there indoctrinating young minds I can only suggest that the State police warm up the barges and start dredging that Bay.

Seriously, how can somebody so politically (and maybe literally) stupid win a primary? Did she actually run against Ted Kennedy? Consider these whoppers:

-She watched her own political stooge rough up a reporter. Her response? Didn't see it.
-She misspelled Massachusetts, MassachusettEs, in her own campaign ad.
-She showed her elitist attitude by deriding Scott Brown for going to Fenway to shake hands with the hockey fans who showed up for the winter classic. You would have thought she was asked to give sponge baths to lepers the way she reacted to the idea of going to Fenway.
-She explained her fund raising in DC by explaining that it was a special election so she didn't have time time to actually talk to the people, only to hang out with special interests in the hope that they can turn out the vote.
-She was obliterated in the one debate she agreed to participate in after stonewalling for weeks.
-And just for fun, she tossed aside Curt Shillings criticism's of her by dismissing him as "another Yankees fan" (like Rudy Guiliani). When corrected about his history she says "Well he's not here anymore. Lets watch some tape just for fun:

Martha Coakley


Awesome. Truly.

If the liberal movement is in such bad shape that this is the best they can do in Mass. then I am very hopeful for the future. On to California!